The Life Sporadic

Gentleman, but not gentle.Proud father to a wonderful boy.Smart-ass always I rarely trust anyone
While I watch my son’s brother play,  the chick magnet is doing his thing. It’s genuinely disturbing the number of 20 something year old women that hit on him.

While I watch my son’s brother play, the chick magnet is doing his thing. It’s genuinely disturbing the number of 20 something year old women that hit on him.

I’m at a thing called Love fest at Lowe Mill Performance Art Center so my son can watch his older half brother play a show.  The college age white girl to hula hoop ratio is almost 1:1. The walking cliche to tie dye ratio is almost as incredible. It’ll be fun though.

I’m at a thing called Love fest at Lowe Mill Performance Art Center so my son can watch his older half brother play a show. The college age white girl to hula hoop ratio is almost 1:1. The walking cliche to tie dye ratio is almost as incredible. It’ll be fun though.

Don’t have insurance. Jobs are beyond scarce, but this is just what I needed on my birthday, a reminder to wish the President Happy Birthday next week. 

Only the sheer ineptitude of the GOP keeps these guys in power. Jesus, do I hate both parties.

Don’t have insurance. Jobs are beyond scarce, but this is just what I needed on my birthday, a reminder to wish the President Happy Birthday next week.

Only the sheer ineptitude of the GOP keeps these guys in power. Jesus, do I hate both parties.

infectedwithrage asked: Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Haha!

wentdog asked: HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!

Thank you, sir! The day is light on the fucking, but high on the happy.

walelawho asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE! <3

Thank you! I appreciate you using my formal name as well. :)

Being Dad is the best ‘worst’ job ever

it’s a lot like being an offensive lineman in football (American). It was a hard adjustment for me because I was always a skill position (quarterback) kinda guy. Still, in time you learn and accept or you fail.

Absolutely no one gives a shit about the job you do, until you aren’t doing it and then everyone will lose their mind on you as it becomes undeniably clear that the failure lies squarely on your shoulders. Your team won’t always win because of you, but if you don’t do your job, it’s assured that you will lose. 

There is very little credit, or ‘atta boys’ that will be coming your way and the few that will be given to you are coming from other people who have played that spot knowing just how difficult it can be to perform day in, day out. Additionally, those are the same people who have carried the same burden as you and they don’t want to hear any of your sniveling. No one has a gun to your head. You have to want it.

Honestly, it’s the best job any man can hold with the worst job description. I couldn’t imagine wanting anything more.

I found one of my son’s kayaks at my ex’s. I’m pretty excited about this although no one else seems to be.

I found one of my son’s kayaks at my ex’s. I’m pretty excited about this although no one else seems to be.

Having a blah day

It’s all my fault, that’s pretty much the worst part. I’m gonna spend the rest of the day hanging out in appliance/home improvement stores and learn stuff.

The whole doing it alone thing is the worst, but that’s my fault as well.