The weekend recap: The animals are assholes
And this will probably clear up any confusion as to why we had to take poor A-Train so Sam’s Club after picking her up at the airport.
I woke up covered in dog pee Friday morning. Satchmo had jumped up there in the morning hoping he’d get walked. If you don’t walk him late at night, he has to go first thing in the morning. Well, I went back to sleep. He lost control of his bladder and I didn’t realize it for a few hours until I rolled over into it.. so the sheets had to be washed, the comforter had to be washed. I had to be washed. Every damned thing had to be washed. We were out of Fabreeze so I wanted to get a Sam’s Club sized thing of the product. Of course, they didn’t have any.
After shopping, we hit up the awesome cajun eats and bought lots of booze before returning home.
Saturday, we were going to take A-Train to Blue Plate in Huntsville for Fried Green Tomatoes because, well, for Alabama reasons. Anyway, that got put off because my son decided Saturday was a day to sleep in at his mother’s. We missed breakfast by 20 minutes. We returned after shopping and eating for a few hours to relax, watch the SEC Championship game and get ready for the burlesque show that night in Florence.
Well, it appears the kittens weren’t to be out done by the dog so they decided to piss on the nice clean bed themselves in some sort of retaliatory animal gang war tagging thing… so, everything had to be washed yet again.
The burlesque show was a blast. I watched the football scores in the back with Chip in between watching the half naked ladies (and fellas). That’s always fun. The ladies seemed to enjoy themselves. We got out of their early enough to go destroy some Ricatoni’s Italian Food downtown and chill at the cigar bar afterwards. We had picked up Brooke and Angela (I still need her Tumblr, Brooke) along the way. There were 2 other people I didn’t know, but whatever. They were cool.
The good news today is that no animals have pissed on the bed in 24 hours.. so there’s that.
The Internet left
Well, technically she’s still here since her flight was delayed… But she didn’t want us to stay there so… We’re eating alleged Mexican food and remembering good times with a-train.
We’re sad. She’s so much fun.
I get to meet the internet tonight!
She came all the way from New York to Alabama so I’m gonna try and bring my classy bitch game.
I did promise that I wouldnt get drunk and try to grope her.
You were a perfect lady. I think I even saw you stick out a pinky finger once or twice chugging beers. We really need to do this more often.