January 2012
“I’m one good shit away from fitting into that dress”
– some girl in line in front of me at the store
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Anonymous asked: Who is your hot date tonight?
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Lest you think I am kidding about the AAA thing
Read it in their own words. Please note how limited the service actually is nationwide.
http://newsroom.aaa.com/2011/12/tipsy-tow-programs-offered-by-limited-number-of-aaa-clubs/
I’m normally a big fan of Darwinism so it’s not some idiot who doesn’t believe me that bothers me… so much as the family that will get plowed by said idiot that does.
December 2011
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Seriously if you're going to drink tonight
don’t just buy into that stuff you see floating around saying AAA will give you a free tow. That’s not true. Some will, but others will not. I spent a good bit this week working with the National PR Director for AAA and the NHTSA (National Highway Traffic Safety Administration) putting together a definitive list for some of my clients about programs that do offer safe ride...
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New Year's Eve
is the most passive/aggressive bullshit way to ask someone out. You may as well just say ‘So hey, umm, I want to make out with you but you’ve really shown no interest in me all year… but be my date so you’ll be tradition bound to make out with me for at least a minute or two. Maybe the booze will kick in and I might get lucky!’
I hate people sometimes… not that...
I'm man enough
to admit that I love eskimo kisses, angel kisses, hand holding, cuddling, violent rough sex as much as long-deep kisses, picnics and quiet time reading together..I love art, music and have a full appreciation for crafting.
I also love sports. I have hair on my chest. I never bought into or followed the whole metrosexual thing. That’s not hating on anyone who does, it’s just not me. I...
LOL Texas A&M fans
can now breathe easier by removing that gun from their mouths. You might actually hold on to win this one… against Northwestern… tip of the stetson boys…
Oh who am I kidding, I’m just bitter because my alma mater has gone from winning Rose Bowls to playing in the kraft-fight-hunger-feed-starving-africans-we-couldn’t-find-a-better-white -guilt-name dot com...
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Since I can't sleep, some random thoughts
1. I may, or may not, be thinking about killing my neighbors at the moment. The slammed door count in their fight is well over 50 now.
2. I think that bruja was right about one thing. Now how to make that work, I have no idea but I have to admit that I think she’s right.
3. For the past few days, I woke up and my little toe was just raw and kind of hurt. I thought it was odd… but...
Oh, about the bruja
I totally forgot to update you guys about this.. Nothing too much to tell that is too earth shattering.
Basically said that she is worried for me (really, who isn’t these days?). I asked her about a protection spell or amulet (see Eso, I do listen to you sometimes) and she seemed to feel that I may not be the one who needs protection, but she is certain that I am surrounded by evil. She...
The ribs are smoking
and the neighbors want to know if they can come over tomorrow… bitch please.
I’m having a fat kid football day. You can go make your own ribs.
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Oh, I'm alive
I think a few of you may have been concerned about that. I’m here, just got in. Your concerns were probably valid since the priest wanted me to check back in with him after my meeting. I did, and you know how it goes when an Irishman and a priest get together after hours.. coffee turned to Bushmill’s which turned into a taxi ride.. but I’m here, and alive.
And yes, I did go see...
Did anyone else
just get a prompt from Tumblr asking you to uninstall the missing E or continue on with security risks etc?
My schedules are weird
wrapped up work and now.
coffee with a priest
reading with a bruja
pay several bills (because I live in Bedrock and a lack of technology prevents me from paying some online)
informal meeting with one of those officials who are on the wrong end of my legal battle. He’s not a fan of me at the moment.
Well, let’s just hope the day doesn’t end in violence and I am back posting...
Anonymous asked: You shouldn't feel bad about the mole on your face. Russell Crowe, Matt Damon, Josh Hartnett, and Norman Reedus all have them. You have a very handsome face and your lips or delish!
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To the person who just sent me that anon
I won’t publish the whole thing, but I will excerpts so as to address your questions/statements:
hi, this is xxxxxxxxxxxx, I’m not sure if you remember me. I deleted my tumblr but just wanted to say that I still read yours and enjoy your posts. I wish you the best of everything in the new year, you just seem like a really humble and good guy. I hope you don’t mind that I still...
Dear Alamo Bowl Committee
I am fairly sure there are hundreds, if not thousands, of kids in the local San Antonio high school audio/visual departments who can get your sound and feed to work properly. Perhaps you can give one of them a part-time job to produce the Alamo Bowl? Jesus, this is almost too much to watch. It’s bad enough that I’m subjecting myself to watching a shitty Washington team play an almost...
I'm not afraid to die. I don't really fear much...
the things that I do fear:
My son not becoming the man he wants to become
Not giving you that kiss that will change both of our lives
My father will die without ever reconciling with his brother (I have to admit, I want to kill my uncle as well)… or my Uncle passes without reconciling with my father.
Not having that ‘family’ that I’ve always wanted.
those things...
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