January 2011
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Conversations with my son
Son: Hey Dad
Me: Yeah
Son: Remember when we went swimming last summer and all the neighbors came over?
Me: Yeah
Son: Lawton’s mom said you have nice butt dimples
Me: Lawton’s mom said that? Gross.
Son: Yeah.. So, Dad..
Me: Yeah.
Son: What are butt dimples?
Me: Don’t worry about it.
Son: I really want to know..
Me: OK.. you have them.. you know those little indents at...
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Current Status
Arguing with my son about why he isn’t getting chicken and fries for dinner… for the 10th plus straight year in a row.
Looking to get tattoos
and this is harder than I thought it would be… I want to see samples of work and their art. Like, 85% of all the artists that I’ve seen absolutely suck.. I’m nice about telling them I’m going somewhere else, but Jesus it’s my body.. I’m not about to have you fuck it up with some tribal bullshit looking band or frat house bro mark..
It’s their life so I...
On Valentine's Day:
woodrape:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21,...
getmehighandseemefly:
now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive.
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I love it when
people who follow my other blog, but discover this one tell me ‘Wow, so you’re more than a big dick who just fucks lots of girls and wanders around lost?’
I just tell them ‘No, my dick tends to do all the writing while I wander around lost.’
I hate it when my friends are hurting
and you want to help them, but they withdraw and you can’t reach them…
They don’t really get it, but they have people who want to be there for them and it hurts them knowing they are in pain alone…
Fuck…….
I love omelettes
azyrian:
now time for sleep
agreed
Love is not
a dozen roses. Love is not the romantic vacation. Love is not that guy that your family will like best, or the one that makes you fit in better with your friends.
True love is the person who will be there to wipe your ass in your final years and defend you from your own shame. Love is the person who will stand beside and in front of you against God and all the world regardless of whether you are...
I got one of those 'psychic readings' done today
Basically, I have some cajun pals who had friends visiting, one of which claims to be a psychic…. (feel free to add more dot dot dots in your head).
The weird thing is.. the ‘reading’ was specific and disturbing. There were things even those friends wouldn’t know about me so they couldn’t have tipped this gal off. Weird… and unnerving.
I should drink more.
Reblog if you can't stop thinking about someone.
I'm fresh outta give a fucks
and I don’t expect a delivery of them tomorrow either.
I guess I'll be headed out
It’s been a good weekend, so why I feel like dying… I really don’t have any idea.
I am tired of this game my ex-wife plays. She asks me if my son can stay with me so she ‘can get to work early, without her fucking him up.’
I say sure.. I don’t really care, I want him living with me anyway. Only the runaway bride fiance’s bullshit move has kept him from...
Reblog if you live here!
rachelkristin:
Dirty South reppin’!
I believe this will change depending on where the person lives. I reblogged this from my other blog and someone thought I lived in Louisiana now ;) In the meantime, Bama.
4. what you wear to bed
rachelkristin:
ponyinarope:
giddygirlie:
I’m boring. I wear pajamas. BUT! Most of my pajamas have some sort of holiday theme to them, which is rarely seasonally appropriate. Last night, my PJs were covered in black bats and jack-o-lanterns.
I wear winter/Christmas pj’s pretty much year round. Plaid and stripes seem so unimaginative to me.
I wear absolutely nothing & can’t understand...
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Dick is too big. Could kill...
theartistknownasjuliet:
My life.
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Truthful Tuesday: A day late sue me Edition
I just didn’t have it in me to post or tumbl much yesterday..
I honestly think I am better than some people.. but it has nothing to do with race or money or even criminal background.. it has to do with their character, or lack thereof.
I got a seat belt ticket ticket back on Christmas Eve. I’ve been trying to pay this damned thing for weeks now. Originally, they couldn’t find...
The weekend of win
Chinese awesomeness on Friday with my pal L
Birthday party awesomeness for my bff Dana on Saturday.
Green Hornet with my son today and even managed a cool hang out around town later on at night.
Oh, and my son’s giant gingerbread penis gift for Dana’s birthday was a smash. All in all, kinda awesome. Don’t ask about the penis thing though.. Just accept it.
Oh weekend
you can’t get here soon enough.
also, have plenty of fun ready to go. thanks
I need
a road trip
a Vodka Collins
that’s all, I can work out the rest of the details later.
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Truthful Tuesday: New Year, New Attitude
and I guess some people thought I was kidding.
I had an absolutely ugly argument with my ex-wife. Since our divorce nearly 7 years ago, I have taken the path of least resistance with her when it comes to confrontation. This is difficult for me because I don’t mind confrontation in the last bit. Still, it’s like the old story of wrestling a pig in the mud… sooner or later, you...
