The Life Sporadic

Gentleman, but not gentle.Proud father to a wonderful boy.Smart-ass always I rarely trust anyone

You know those commercials

That sell you on the brand that’s always been there for you, like a part of your family. Perhaps, even a bit more than family. Chevrolet, Coke, McDonald’s. You’ve seen it before.

But really, if you think about it, none of them have really been there for you like Velveeta.

1am

Seems like the perfect time to make mac and cheese.

ireneybeany:

This is my prophet.

I had another interview for this company today. Years ago, they begged me to join them when they opened the facility. I remained loyal to my employer. (big mistake) I’ve applied there before and was virtually assured a job after going through the lengthy process only to be left hanging. I applied there again recently, but things in my life have changed since I applied there. I’d take it, but it’s something that I’d ride out until something better came along.
I told B today that I was just going to ‘Office Space’ the entire interview/testing process. Guess what, I keep on passing through with flying colors. They’re singing my praises and I’m like, ‘did you really even grade that test? I had no sleep and even less fucks to give while taking it?!’
Fuck the man.

ireneybeany:

This is my prophet.

I had another interview for this company today. Years ago, they begged me to join them when they opened the facility. I remained loyal to my employer. (big mistake) I’ve applied there before and was virtually assured a job after going through the lengthy process only to be left hanging. I applied there again recently, but things in my life have changed since I applied there. I’d take it, but it’s something that I’d ride out until something better came along.

I told B today that I was just going to ‘Office Space’ the entire interview/testing process. Guess what, I keep on passing through with flying colors. They’re singing my praises and I’m like, ‘did you really even grade that test? I had no sleep and even less fucks to give while taking it?!’

Fuck the man.

(Source: uvgotmannerz)

This should be mandatory reading for any guy who has a pregnant partner. I could also just write you the Cliff’s Notes version entitled: “You’re wrong, just fucking live with it and get the ice cream.”

This should be mandatory reading for any guy who has a pregnant partner. I could also just write you the Cliff’s Notes version entitled: “You’re wrong, just fucking live with it and get the ice cream.”

(Source: hugh2d2)

Watching the Newburgh Sting

I’m only 40 minutes into this thing and I am ‘lose your mind’ angry watching this documentary. These guys committed a crime. They deserve to go to jail for a short period of time. EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED IN THIS FRAUD NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL, HAVE THEIR OFFICES AUDITED, DEMOTED/FIRED and this should hopefully serve as a spring board for a repeal of the Patriot Act.

I feel so horrible that I had no idea. This is awful.